Only in Fiction

Sarah is reading the book Ralph S. Mouse by Beverly Cleary.

Sarah: Do you know what the S stands for?
Me: Sarah? Sheffield? I give up.
Sarah: Smart! Because he is smart.
Me: Oh. We should have named you that: Sarah S. Mackey. Because you're smart.
Sarah (laughing): Mommy, it's only in fiction and fantasy that people's names describe them!