The Mystery of Girls

Charlie talks often about his aspiration to write a book when he grows up. He's already decided on a title: The Mystery of Girls. Usually he discusses this aspiration when the topic is thrust upon his consideration by things like Sarah trying desperately to kiss his nose when they are both strapped in to the third row of the minivan.

Tonight, she successfully landed a smooch on the schnozz of the unsuspecting budding author, who was a victim of the surprise attack because he was sitting on the couch reading Superfudge for the second time and thus was oblivious to his environment. He revealed himself to be not only a future author but also a future priest, and sang out, "Let us proclaim the mystery of girls!"