Maybe We Need to Work on Old Testament

David, admiring Sarah's piggy bank: Daddy said he's going to get ME a piggy bank too.

Me: But you already have a bank.

David: But it's not a PIGGY bank.

Me: No, it's a Noah's Ark bank.

Allison: What's Noah's Lark?

Me: Noah's ARK. It's a boat.

David: Oh! Like Noah in my class. He gave me that bank.

Me: No, like Noah from the Bible.

David: Oh. Noah from the Bible gave me that bank.

Me: No he didn't. Aunt Ginny gave you that bank.

David: Then why'd you say it was NOAH's ark?