Mamas, Watch Your Babies!

Allison: Mommy, can we visit each other when I'm a grown-up?
Me: Oh, yes.
A: But where will I live?
Me: I hope you live close to me.
A: Oh, I know: I won't be a grown-up for a long time, so maybe I can live in Fiona's house when they're done with it. Then we can be next-door neighbors!
Me: Oh, I would love that.
A: There's only one problem: who will my kids be?
Me: Well, you'll have your own kids. They'll grow in your tummy and then they'll come out.
A: But how do they get out of your tummy?
Me: That's how babies are born. They come out of their mommy's tummies.
A: Hey, I have an idea of who can be my kids: Baby Rowan!
Me: Well, he's Aunt Dargan and Uncle Matt's baby.
A: And I don't want to steal their baby?
Me: No.
A: Because it's not nice manners?
Me: Right.
A: OK, then I have another idea: Mallory Baby can be my baby.
Me: Well, doesn't Mallory already have a mommy and daddy too?
A: And I can't steal their baby either?
Me: No.
A: Oh, all right.