Ballet, In Its Simplest Form

Allison: When I grow up, I want to be a ballerina!
Me: Oh! I haven't heard that one before.
Allison: Can we pretend we'll be ballerinas together when I grow up?
Me: Sure! ... There's only one problem: I'm already a grown-up and I don't know how to do ballet.
Allison: Oh, that's easy. You just spin around in fancy shoes.
Me: Oh. I can do that.
Allison: Me too.